say some shit

Here's a topic created to say some shit, of course, but only in English. Plz be serious for once, and try to play the game. Or not.
Socrate just told me it was difficult, 'cause his English is fuckin' bad, but give a try, i'm sure another could say mine is very bad too actually. But I'm sayin' that, I'm sayin' nothin'. May the Challenge be with ya.

ps : Long life to poodles.

Ok Dude. If you want to say shit in English, I can try, but I think it'll be so bad... It can be a kind of trining before the test for instance. The fact is that I'm not very inspirated now...

ps : My tailor is rich
pps : The dick, YES, but the french dick man!

The Luggage

Probably the most homicidal travel accessory in the world. In a land filled with travelling trunks, Twoflower the Tourist had to buy his from one of the tabernae vagantes - the wandering shops, whose stock is always slightly suspect. Philosophers at Unseen University have for some years debated the point of whether the Luggage actually thinks, or whether it merely feels. The remainder of the University long ago came to the conclusion that it simply eats. Whatever it wants. But hopefully, philosophers first.

The luggage can be found wandering through:
The Colour of Magic.
The Light Fantastic.
Sourcery.
Eric.
Interesting Times.
The Last Continent.
The Last Hero.
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Jesus fucking christ. I gat no idea what kinda gangsta shit i aint gonna pop about.


Fuck your mama ?!

The fucking dick to the ass !

I innocently constat that the word which is the more use in this topic is without hesitance the word : FUCK (and similar : fucking...)
And suddenly, I wonder me what is the meaning of this word. How can we translate it in french... Not the main signification, but this powerful little word seems having the wonderfull capacity to be use everywhere, with, I think, an other signification...

For instance:
Long life to the fucking poodle!
And to the fucking french dick!

"putain de"

And what about 'mother fucker' like in :
Long life to the mother fucker french dick !!
It's almost the same thing isn't it?

I'ld say : "longue vie à l'encculé de sa mère de bite française"

Un peu vulgaire, n'est-il pas?

Hey, I said "in English", didn't I ? Anyway, fuck is a very powerful word, and has many translations. To convince you, just take a dictionnary and look at fuck. One page ! Fuck it !
Anyway (it seems that I love that word, don't ask me why, Another could answer), you don't have to write fuck in each post. Just say some shit.. ok, folks?

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, and of course, the dick, yes, but... the French one, Mister.

Fucky little bench of phallocrats. Over and out.

There ain't no rule that says the world has to make sense...

World is dominated by 4 powerfull principles :
-The fucking charm
-The mother fucker conviction
-The bastard doubt
-The crazy dirty fucking lust to fuck the mother fucker world

coyote has spoken

ugh !

just because I want to actualise an old topic (caus' I'm lovin' it, as they say at Mc Donald's)....

this post is dedicate to Mister cOyOte...

rotate... in the air... down the floor... face to the black board... prismatic ray... translate... on the left, on the right...

thx

the dick (or the cock, as U want)

Yes ! Big moustache ! it isn't ! for the picture

and the beginning and the swimming pool !

when i thought last saint patrick and big moustache it make me always laught